22nd May 2026 – Warwick Lane, Wickham, Hampshire

Warwick Lane Shopping Centre, Wickham, Hampshire

23rd May 2026

Start time – 7.30pm

5 members present

Before the event started, the group had a tea break in the cafe area. They were talking about a dog called Casper and the spirit box said, ‘Casper.’ The group said, ‘They are listening to us,’ and the spirit box said, ‘Yes.’ The faint sound of a telephone ringing three times could be heard on the spirit box. The group said, ‘Was that a phone ringing?’ The spirit box said, ‘Yeah.’ The group were talking about a dog called Ted and the spirit box said, ‘Ted.’ The group could hear someone walking about downstairs. Two members went downstairs to investigate but there was no-one there. The spirit box said, ‘What’s the message.’ One member downstairs said there was a definite cold spot walking from the front door towards the stairs, even though it was an extremely hot evening.

The investigation started in the back room downstairs. The group stood near to the entrance where the sales desk and monitors are situated and did some calling out. Several toys, cat balls and K2 meters were placed around the area. As they entered the room, everyone could smell cat urine. It was very strong, then would disappear, then would come back again. Cow lit up a couple of times then teddy lit up. A stick man was seen through the SLS camera standing on a low table in front of a cabinet. Teddy started to go off continuously and one member felt themselves go tingly all over. A cat ball on the table where the stick man had been seen started to light up. The group asked, ‘Do you want someone else to ask a question?’ The spirit box said, ‘Nope.’ The temperature was 25.4 and it felt stiflingly hot. The group asked any spirits if they could make the room colder. The cat ball on the table started to go on and off on request. The group asked, ‘Are you happy that we’re here?’ The spirit box said, ‘No,’ and the K2 meter sitting on the sales desk lit up. The cat ball on the table went off another three times. The group asked, ‘Are you connected to anyone in the room,’ and the spirit box said, ‘No.’ The cat ball continued to go on and off on command. The group asked any spirits to make a noise and a noise was heard coming from the back of the room. There was an urn sitting on the low table and two K2 meters had been placed in front of it. The group asked for any spirits to light up those two K2 meters. The spirit box said, ‘Urn,’ and the K2 meter on the sales desk went off several times. A noise that sounded like an explosion could be heard coming from the corridor. Two members went to investigate the corridor and upstairs but nothing could be found and nothing had been moved.

The group asked the spirits to give them a name. They were discussing the smell of cat urine, which was quite strong again. One member called it ‘wee wee.’ The spirit box said, ‘Wee wee,’ and the k2 meter on the sales desk flashed several times to orange. One member’s cat had died recently and he said, ‘Is this Misty?’ The cat ball on the low table went off. That same member mentioned the name of another cat but nothing happened. The member said, ‘Misty, is that you making the cat smell? Can you give us another sign that you are here.’ The spirit box said, ‘Wait,’ and the K2 meter on the sales desk went off. Two lights with sensors had been placed at the entrance of the room – one high up on a shelf and one on the floor. The light sensor on the floor suddenly lit up even though no-one was near it. The cat ball on the table lit up again. One member said, ‘Hey, puss, puss.’ The spirit box said, ‘Cat. It’s hot. Hello.’ It was noticed that the temperature had dropped to 23.9. The cat urine smell was very strong again, particularly on the threshold of the doorway. The cat ball and K2 meter went off at the same time. The group asked, ‘Are there any witches here?’ The spirit box said, ‘Kate,’ and the K2 meter went up to orange. An orb was seen on a book. It then went on to a bell, then on the wall just above a wall clock. The spirit box said, ‘Gil,’ and the K2 meter went crazy. Gil asked if the spirit’s were shouting for him and the spirit box said, ‘Me there.’

The group said, ‘Light this K2 meter up if you’re a nice spirit. The spirit box said, ‘Good.’ The stick man on the low table was seen on the SLS camera again. The spirit box said, ‘Clap,’ and the stick man disappeared. Everyone clapped and the stick man came back very briefly. A knock was heard on the table and the K2 meter on the sales counter went off a lot. One member said it felt as if someone was standing right behind them. The K2 meter continued to go off and the group said, ‘That deserves a round of applause.’ The group clapped and the spirit box said, ‘A lot.’ The spirit said they used to be a performer in their past life. A moth had been flying about all evening and appeared on the camera. The group were talking about the moth and the spirit box said, ‘ Weird. Scared.’ The K2 meter continued to go off and the spirit box said, ‘The imp.’ The temperature had gone down to 23.5. The spirit box said, ‘Dead. Sleep.’ The group asked, ‘Can you sing a song?’ Chanting could be heard on the spirit box. The group said, ‘Is that chanting the singing that you do?’ The spirit box said, ‘Do.’ The group asked, ‘Are you affiliated with a church, a mosque or a temple?’ The spirit box said, ‘Castle,’ and the K2 meter went off. The spirit box said, ‘Southwick,’ and the motion sensor light in the doorway lit up. A knock was heard coming from the corridor and the K2 meter went off. The spirit box said, ‘Lily.’ Knocks were heard coming from the back of the room and from the corridor. The spirit box said, ‘Billy.’ The group said, ‘If there’s anyone in the room, let us know.’ The spirit box said, ‘Yep.’ The group asked, ‘Is Terry here?’ The spirit box said, ‘Steve.’ The group said, ‘Come and touch one of us.’ The spirit box said, ‘Get you. LMAO.’ Someone felt their bracelet being touched and the K2 meter went up to orange.

The spirit box said, ‘Get out,’ and the K2 meter flashed. Tapping and knocking was heard several times coming from near the security camera screens. Someone had been filming the cat ball going off. They said, ‘I’ve turned the camera off now, ‘ and the spirit box said, ‘OK.’ The K2 meter went to red. One member said he was thinking of a hunchback and started walking about as if he was the Hunchback of Notre Dame. The spirit box said, ‘Troll,’ and the K2 flashed. The group asked the spirit to move something. The K2 flashed again and the spirit box said, ‘Wait.’ The group were talking about a horse and cart and the K2 meter went off. It sounded like a bell was being rung twice on the spirit box. The spirit box said, ‘Billy,’ and the bell rang again. A noise was heard in the corridor and the smell of cat urine became strong again. Someone went to investigate in the corridor and said they could hear noises coming from inside Mr Peabody’s shop. Bells were heard ringing on the spirit box and the K2 meter went to orange. Chanting could be heard on the spirit box and the K2 meter lit up. One member was at the back of the room and said, ‘If you want us to open up an angel board, light up the K2.’ The K2 lit up and at the same time someone’s phone lit up, even though it was on aeroplane mode. The spirit box said, ‘Weird.’ An Ouija board was opened. Chanting and a bell ringing were heard on the spirit box. Someone said it sounded like a didgeridoo and the spirit box said, ‘Bruce.’ The group tried to get some action going on the board but the planchette refused to move. The K2 kept flashing and what sounded like an aeroplane’s engine was heard on the spirit box. The planchette finally went to ‘yes’ but didn’t do anything else. The ringing bell was heard on the spirit box again, then the spirit box said, ‘Get back down. We don’t. We want drugs. Doughnut.’ Some people on the board said they felt as if they were swaying. The K2 meter went off again and the spirit board said, ‘Did you hear that.’ One member said they felt extremely hot, even though the temperature had dropped down to 23.2. Nothing was happening on the Ouija board so it was closed down. The spirit board said, ‘Bye.’ The group went upstairs for a tea break. As they passed by Mr Peabody’s shop they heard a knock on the door.

After the tea break, the group went across the road to the cellar. Weird 1930’s style music started to play on somebody’s phone. The phone was placed on a wine bottle and the spirit box said, ‘Open it.’ The group did some calling out. One member started to talk and the spirit box said, ‘Stop interrupting.’ The K2 meter went off. The group asked, ‘Does anyone here want to communicate with us?’ The spirit box said, ‘Me.’ The temperature was 22.5 and very quickly dropped to 20.7. The spirit box said, ‘Watching. Go up. Out.’ It sounded as if someone was crying on the spirit box. The group asked, ‘Who are you?’ The spirit box said, ‘In bed. Girl. Gil.’ Teddy, sitting on the steps, lit up. The didgeridoo noise could be heard on the spirit box again. A bell rang to indicate a colder temperature change. Teddy lit up with one eye, then lit up with the other eye. The noise of a chainsaw could be heard on the spirit box. Teddy kept lighting up, stopping, then lighting up again. The spirit box said, ‘Rest.’ One member walked up close to the teddy and the spirit box said, ‘Walk back.’ The group asked, ‘Have we got any children here?’ The spirit box said, ‘Six. Red.’ Someone doing some writing said, ‘Do you like my red bracelet?’ The spirit box said, ‘Wrote.’

Children’s voices could be heard on the spirit box, then it said, ‘Ouch.’ An adult male voice was heard and the children were still talking. On the spirit box, it sounded as if a door was opening. The spirit box said, ‘Chloe. Otto.’ The group asked, ‘Are you German?’ The spirit box said, ‘Ja. Three. Curious. Two. Weiss. Guten Tag. Cock.’ Someone in the group said, ‘Did he say cock?’ The spirit box said, ‘Yes.’ The song ‘Oh Come All Ye Faithful’ was heard on the spirit box. The spirit box said, ‘Guten Tag Gil.’ Note: Otto is a traditional German name. Ja is German for yes. Weiss is German for white. Guten Tag is German for Good Day or Good Afternoon. It sounded as if a lot of German was being spoken on the spirit box. The temperature had dropped to 17.8. The spirit box said, ‘Bruce. Bruce. Bert. Bruce. Will. Whistle.’ A whistling noise was heard coming from above the cellar. The spirit box said, ‘Mist. Warwick. Mist. Next. Bear. White.’ It sounded as if a German radio station was playing in the background on the spirit box. The spirit box said, ‘Gil. Don’t be afraid. Hide.’ There was the noise of an aeroplane on the spirit box. The spirit box said, ‘In pain. My neck.’ The group asked, ‘Did your plane crash?’ The spirit box said, ‘Ja.’ There was the noise of a furnace/fire/boiler coming from the spirit box followed by more German speaking. The spirit box said, ‘Burnt. Imelda. Kettle. Roger. Dad.’ An orb was seen coming from behind one member. More German was being spoken on the spirit box followed by the German radio station again.

The group were talking about Pike in Dad’s Army. The spirit box said, ‘Pike. Bill.’ A motion sensor light on the stairs came on. It was pointing up the stairs and not near anyone. The spirit box said, ‘Steve. Good. Free. Gil. No-one. Correct. Glee. Venom.’ The motion sensor light on the stairs went off again. The group stared to sing and the spirit box said, ‘Shhhhh.’ The group asked any spirits to do something. The spirit box said,’All good. Two. It’s bait.’ The group asked, ‘Have we still got the German here?’ German voices could be heard on the spirit box. The group opened an Ouija board and did a blessing. Some very sinister voices came on the spirit box as the blessing was being said. The temperature was 16.6. The spirit box said, ‘Ben. Ten. It’s our Jack. Third. Weird. Innit.’ A few more German words were said and the motion sensor light on the stairs came on again. Absolutely nothing happened on the board so it was shut down and the group headed back to Warwick Lane for a tea break.

After the break, the group opened an Ouija board in the cafe area. Edward came through and spelt F*** Off. Clicking noises could be heard coming from behind where the group was sitting. Edward left and a negative spirit came on the board. Everyone heard what sounded like ‘Chah’ being said out loud. A new spirit came on the board. The group was talking about a doll collection one member has. The spirit correctly asked some questions about the dolls (the member who owns the dolls was not on the board). The spirit said one of the dolls was evil but wouldn’t say which one. Another spirit came on the board. It was an imp called Quoker. The imp said he was 475 years old and was originally from Belgium. He said that King Henry VIII was married to Anne Boleyn Note: this was 1533 – 1536. Quoker said he was 29 years old when he died. He came to England from Belgium when he was 4 years old. Quoker was a merchant dealing in fur. He dealt with skins and was a tanner. He lived in Halifax and had nine people working for him. Another spirit said he is attached to someone from Cauldron Paranormal who was not present during the evening. He said he is a negative entity who speaks to the absent member. He said his name is JAWS ZOZO. He goes into the absent member’s house and only the absent member can get rid of him. He said he is an animal and is definitely called Jaws.

Quoker was still on the board and said he needed help to move on. The board was closed and a little ceremony to help spirits pass over was performed. The board was opened up afterwards and a new spirit on the board he confirmed that Quoker had gone. The new spirit said he had died in 1539 and that he hadn’t known Quoker in life. Two members on the board suddenly got a pain on their faces, the same pain but on opposite sides of their faces (mirror image). The spirit left the board and the pain disappeared. The evening ended at 2.15am.

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